sighconic:

this conversation changed me


selfmedi-cate:

i just can’t do anything right

selfmedi-cate:

i just can’t do anything right


jackingtonoff:

my love for fall out boy springs on me at the weirdest times like i’ll be living my life as normal and then feel a quick spasm of “i jn suT l ove fall out boy s  O MCUH” inside and then i’ll go back to folding laundry or whatever



I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
Dan Howell (via corruptional)

nepetatodiefurrleijon:

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

nepetatodiefurrleijon:

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO



crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

image

image

There are two kinds of people in this world.


He smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.
Ten Word Poem #5 via (poemsbysmm)

thestudentprincesss:

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

ALSO, ‘amount’ and ‘number’ follow the same rules as ‘less’ and ‘fewer’, respectively. it’s not an ‘amount’ of people, it’s a number of people; by contrast, it IS an ‘amount of water’, etc.


hetasdfjkl:

My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels

hetasdfjkl:

My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels




souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel


xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints


peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.