this conversation changed me
i just can’t do anything right
my love for fall out boy springs on me at the weirdest times like i’ll be living my life as normal and then feel a quick spasm of “i jn suT l ove fall out boy s O MCUH” inside and then i’ll go back to folding laundry or whatever
|—||Dan Howell (via corruptional)|
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
|—||Ten Word Poem #5 via (poemsbysmm)|
commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.
JERKING OFF TO THIS
OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.
By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.
ALSO, ‘amount’ and ‘number’ follow the same rules as ‘less’ and ‘fewer’, respectively. it’s not an ‘amount’ of people, it’s a number of people; by contrast, it IS an ‘amount of water’, etc.
My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel
it’s all in the joints
very into charts about naps
This is very useful for when I go back to uni.