meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin




-What makes you so special?

-Nothing, I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.



alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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perfecttstrangerr:

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perfecttstrangerr:

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kushandwizdom:


Everything Love

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner


slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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